2) get completely completely drunk before 10 p.m.
3) get carried to the next room where there's a couch you can crash on
4) wake up at 5 a.m. as drunk as you were at 10
5) play one song over and over and over and over for about two hours
6) keep on singing the song but forgetting the lyrics
7) dramatic gestures while spilling Becher with tonic everywhere
8) dance. dance dance dance.
9) smoke someone's Marlboros thinking each one is the last
and finally my absolute favorite
10) dance around at 6 in the morning in your best friend's garden with huge yellow umbrella
To view extremely sweet drunk "Cupid's chokehold" video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V01DEVmz6zQ